The REAL stuff
ok suckas, here's the totally OFFICIAL headlines - collected from random places.
saddam captured - who cares? george bush should be captured.
iraq - wha???
osama bin laden - ok, this is old now. so forget it.
israel - ok... im not against other religions, but cant you suckas just be peaceful?
world idol - norway won. too bad? no. guy sucks.
return of the king - the greatest movie of all time. it's settled. now go and see it.
hackaz - these guys can be cool, or they can be fags. it's their choice.
this site rulz - this was in... uh.. the "local" tabloid....
that's all. check later, sucka.