how to be Mr. T
1) go in a time machine to the 80's
2) paint your skin dark brown, if you aren't already negro (no i am NOT racist)
3) get a mohawk with puffy sideburns
4) get a really fast panel van
5) drink a lot of milk
6) work at a youth centre
7) say "fool" and "sucka" a lot
8) wear a lot of gold bling-bling and protect in with ya life
9) and finally, throw anybody who messes with you hella far!
